Track Listing Disc 1:

   1.  Intro
   2.  ASDA PA Announcement  
   3.  Helium Balloon Hire
   4.  DA Delivers
   5.  ANC Acronym Caller
   6.  AMC & BP Election Parties
   7.  Finance Guru Greg Volkwyn
   8.  Riaan Cruywagen
   9.  Cricketer Kevin Petersen
   10.  Johan Walland upsets the UCB
   11.  Dodgy Fortune Teller
   12.  Australian Cricket Team
   13.  Polygraph Test
   14.  Madonna Ticket Winners
   15.  Toys R Us Daycare
   16.  Dial-A-Bed Customer
   17.  Chinese Takeaway Derirary
   18.  Minki Go Crrrr 4 Me
   19.  Car Delivery From PE
   20.  Headache Clinic
   21.  John Walland Interviews Herschelle
   22.  BBC News Tip
   23.  Comedian Riaad Moosa Flies
   24.  Fast Food Outlet Drive Thru

Track Listing Disc 2:

   1.  Mercedes SLK Loan Car
   2.  Helen Naude: The Voice of Telkom
   3.  Hanging On The Roof
   4.  John Walland in the Military
   5.  Idols Runner Up Gift Gwe  
   6.  I Need A Boob Job
   7.  Cellphone Contract Problems
   8.  Bafana Bafana Coach Stuart Baxter
   9.  Next Bafana Coach Ted Dumitru  
   10.  Lost In Builder's Warehouse  
   11.  Elton John's Manager
   12.  Waiting Waiter
   13.  Where's My Red Underpants
   14.  John Walland Vs Supermodel Caprice [Bourret]
   15.  Camel Toe Podiatrist, The
   16.  Hi My Name Is VUK
   17.  Bongani Nxumalo  
   18.  Fruit And Veg Shop Lady
   19.  Marriage Of Convenience
   20.  Chinese Gibberish
   21.  Day Care Quotas
   22.  Locked Inside My Car  
   23.  Pastor Du Plessis 6 June 2006
   24.  Jeremy [Mansfield] Gets Pranked In London
   25.  The Day They All Got Revenge