Track Listing Disc 1:

1. Foreword by Alex Jay
2. Iraq Body Guarding Job
3. 3am Wake Up Call Service
4. Train Station Pizza Order
5. Piet the Receptionist Part 1
6. Whacks Takes Gabby to Manhattan!
7. Organ Donor Foundation
8. 2006 Number Change
9. I.T. Support Problem
10. Cellphone Echo
11. Old Dude Marries a Young Chick
12. Celebrity Challenge: Joey Rasdien
13. Schoolboy in Trouble
14. Celebrity Challenge: Mark Pilgrim
15. Name in Public Toilets
16. Worlds Worst Afrikaans Interpreter
17. Dr. I Have a Burping Condition
18. Hypochondriac Waiting for Ambulance
19. Heathrow Announcement For Bokke
20. UB40 Interview

Track Listing Disc 2:

1. Show and Tell Mommy
2. Telemarketer From Hell
3. International Call Delay
4. The Pirate CD Seller
5. Piet the Receptionist Part 2
6. Mr. T Soundboard
7. CUM Books
8. Garmin Sat Nav Problems
9. Vasectomy, Dude Your Wife is Pregnant!
10. Zimbabwe Border Patrol
11. Idols Judge Randall Abrahams
12. The Percy Montgomery Fan
13. The Indecent Proposing Traffic Cop
14. Engagement Ring Diamond Switch
15. Kieno Kammies Runs for the Hills
16. How Many Accents Does He Have?
17. Post Office Packaaaaage